So last Sunday we were over at Paul’s sister’s house for February Sizer Birthday day; Paul’s dad, his sister Karen, and his Brother-in-law Brian were all celebrating. Karen and Brian now have three daughters under the age of eight, and they decided to call it quits on having any more kids. Brian took the appropriate action, and now he’s healed up enough that he can laugh about the situation:

Brian: Yeah, everything’s different since Jimmy went wireless.

Karen: He still has roaming penalties, though.

Brian: Technically, it’s a handheld wireless.

Nancy: How many minutes do you have in your package, Brian?

Karen: Actually, the plan that I signed up for has unlimited nights and weekends.

Fortunately, no one asked if it could take photos.